The “What Day Even IS This?” Holiday Quiz

If you feel stuck somewhere between last Thursday and the last day you clearly remember was Sunday… this quiz is for you.

You’ve entered the In-Between:

• leftovers are meals

• pajamas are uniforms

• and time is… a suggestion

Let’s find out where you are on the Holiday Time Warp scale.

 What day is it?

A) Tuesday. Probably.
B) Saturday energy, Tuesday paperwork
C) December
D) Time is a human construct, next question
E) Cheese

 How many times today have you asked, “Wait, what day is it?”

A) Once
B) Three times, minimum
C) I’m asking it right now
D) That is my only personality at the moment
E) Cheese

 Your current outfit:

A) Jeans or real pants — respect me
B) Your current interpretation of athleisure
C) Same sweatshirt… unsure how many days
D) Full robe era
E) Cheese

 Breakfast today consisted of:

A) Something from a food group
B) Charcuterie remnants
C) Cookies
D) Also cookies, but I added coffee so it counts as balance
E) Cheese

 What’s your relationship to your couch right now?

A) Casual
B) Committed
C) Emotionally dependent
D) We’ve merged — we are one being now
E) Cheese

 What year is it?

A) 2025
B) 1987
C) 1897 (vibes only)
D) 2026 and I definitely missed New Year’s Eve
E) Cheese

 What’s been on your screen the most?

A) Work emails (how?)
B) Online shopping “for next year me”
C) New homes, 2026 communities 
D) Stranger Things — and I’m not fully convinced I made it back out
E) Cheese

 Your approach to 2026 right now:

A) Color-coded goals and plans
B) Light planning, heavy snacking
C) I will think about this next week
D) New year, new era… but first, a nap
E) Cheese

Results

Mostly A’s — “Functioning Adult Unicorn”

You know the date, the year, and you’ve worn real pants — and you even made it to several gym sessions. We applaud you. Truly.

Mostly B’s — “Holding It Together With Espresso Spiked With a Bit of Cheer”

You’re semi-operational. You reply to emails… eventually. You also know where the cookies are at all times.

Mostly C’s — “Domestic House Cat”

You nap, you snack, you stare out windows. Zero regrets. Honestly, inspirational.

Mostly D’s — “Fully in the Upside Down”

You are somewhere between Hawkins and your living room. We are sending Steve out to get you now — we may still need rope. Don’t move. Snacks are coming.

Mostly E’s — “Cheese”

We can’t help you. Let’s reconvene February 1st.

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